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Chad Parenteau – 3 Sarcastic Haiku


Chad Parenteau

3 Sarcastic Haiku

Sarcastic Haiku

My off to work poem,
written on the way to work.
How original!

Sarcastic Haiku 2: Deadline Poem


Poem of the week due.
Here’s my sarcastic haiku.
Boy, I’m prolific.

Sarcastic Haiku 3: American Haiku


Fuck five-seven-five!
Americans make the rules.
U-S-A!  U-S-A!

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