Daniela Olszewska
Rock, Paper Scissors
Rock: Somebody once came up to Jane In Her Goddess Form and said, “I want what
you’re on,” and She handed this somebody a (granite) rock that was squishable. Also, it
bled filtered water.Paper: Not to be mistaken for the silver bullet.
Scissors: Because she is phallic, no one ever suspects her of being a key player in the
terrorist organization dedicated to destroying Jane’s Twenty-Six Lettered Disasters.