Todd Colby
Perhaps You Misunderstood
Entry fee: $150.00 (tax deductible)
Snowmobiles provided.
Extended life meat (reanimated) left near pantry: pasteurized and/or
actually flopping again or twitching due to electrical pulse stimulation.
Read: really fresh, or refreshed. Good taste; tender, not gamy.Blow greens on the shuffled pairings.
Handicaps accounted for. Hot-dog and cones.
Dusted off syringes, leg clamps, and mutual rubbings in carts.
Businessmen permitted.
Whacking or “pud whacking” after cocktails, encouraged.Masks will be worn at 18th hole.
Come!