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Shane Allison – Two Poems

Shane Allison
Two Poems


The Jennifer and Jarret Poem

Did you know Jarret and his wife Jennifer have some
kittens?
Did you know Jennifer and her husband Jarret have some
kittens?
They have kittens!
You know him
and his wife Jennifer?
Well, they have some kittens!
Did you know her
and her husband Jarret
Have some kittens?

Did you know him, Jarret
and her, Jennifer?
Well they have some kittens!

They have kittens!
Jennifer and Jarret have kittens!

Him
and
his
wife
Jennifer…

She
and
her
husband
Jarret…

He
and
his
wife
Jennifer…

Her
and
her
husband
Jarret…

Well, get this:
They have kittens!

You know Jennifer and Jarret?
Well, they have some kittens!

He and his wife Jennifer
and she and her husband Jarret…
Well, they have some kittens!

Do you know her?
Do you know him?
Well, Jarret and Jennifer have some kittens!

Jennifer and her husband Jarret
and Jarret and his wife Jennifer
have some kittens!

They have some kittens!
They went and bought themselves some kittens!
Oh yeah, they’re gonna have their hands full with
those kittens
because Jarret and Jennifer
just bought some kittens!

Him, and his wife Jennifer
and she and her husband Jarret…
Get…
Get them on the other end…
Get…
Get those kittens on the other end.
Get…
Get Jarret and Jennifer’s kittens in here.
They have kittens.



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