Mike Topp
2 Poems
Yogurt
I was trying to start a conversation in the subway with a man who was a
great specialist in yogurt. He asked me if I was interested in his class and
that he would get me a cheaper rate. The two of us talked for a while and I
asked the specialist if he had a diploma. He said he didn’t know because he
was an orphan.
Far Out
When Arthur first heard that there was a nude beach only 15 miles from where
he was staying he immediately called his friend Judy and had her drive their
old car over and in less than an hour he and