Dan Brodnitz – The New Ralph Macchio

Dan Brodnitz

The New Ralph Macchio

People have been wondering for some time now who the new Ralph Macchio will be.
They say: “Who?”

Well, I have the answer, and I’m going to share it.
But I think it will come as a big surprise, so brace yourself.

I am the new Ralph Macchio.

Ralph knows already, and he’s not happy about it. But so what. And maybe you’re not
happy either. But I’ll tell you what I told him. I said: “Suck on this, Ralph.”

He had his chance. It’s my turn now.

It’s my turn to be Ralph Macchio.

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