Jim Behrle

Feer the Deer

      for Stacy Szymaszek

No good ever seems

To come from having

A self-destruct sequence

Installed in your evil lair

Moxie does funny things

To a man / You pay

Prostitutes not just

To sleep with you

But also to leave afterwards

America invented Jesus!

It laid its eggs inside

Me / Talk to the

Crystal in my forehead

My donor database

Is a mess / And I

Still haven’t found

The grenade that

Turns people into

Mr. T

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