April 15, 2021

Kemel Zaldivar – White Trash Haiku


Kemel Zaldivar

White Trash Haiku

Bob sells used Chevys,
orders hot dogs on pizza,
sets his wives on fire.

Summer loves Judas
Priest, KISS, Lynnard Skynnard;
shoots crows when in love.

Will keeps Camaros
cinder-blocked by his kitchen;
has ten wolf puppies.

Tobias eats paste,
murders kittens in dryers,
believes in Jesus.

Kenny names his bongs
after red-heads in Hustler.
His wife is pregnant.

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