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Mike Topp – 3 Poems

Mike Topp
3 Poems

Goldfish

I still remember the day I flushed my pet goldfish down the toilet.  At first
I felt really bad, but later that same day I nailed our cat’s tongue to the
floor and set fire to my ant farm, so, in retrospect, it didn’t seem like
such a big deal.



Ankh!

I’m all chippper now.  Seems my problem was not enough hematite.  Now that my
love muffin has bought me a hematite ankh, I should be ship-shape from here on out.
Thanks!



100,000,000,000,000 Poems

Had lunch with my agent today.  I talked about the trouble I was having with
finishing my new book, “100,000,000,000,000 Poems.”

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